unofficialtwitter:

IOS8 coming out reminded me of the day last year when IOS7 came out and all the little rich kids started downloading it during school and we crashed our schools server

They had to come on the loud speaker and ask us all to “please not update our personal devices at school and wait tell we got home”

It was halirious

whoahomo:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

HART MY QUEEN

- Oh, like… I have never thought about bisexuality. I mean, for myself, you know? But, as a scientist, I know that sexuality is a… is a… is a spectrum. But you know, social biases, they codified attraction. It’s contrary to the biological facts… you know.

- That’s… oddly romantic. And totally encouraging.

alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

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