oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

"Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible".

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

suburbsclone:

picture this: cosima finally gets to impersonate a clone and it’s alison. during a musical.

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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